Cowboys Sticker Makes Air Filter Suck More Says Source

Ever consider getting a cowboys tattoo on your girlfriend? It may be beneficial according to this post from November 16, 2016 proclaiming:

“See this filter, it was clogged, I wasn't getting any suction so I put a Cowboys sticker on it and now it really sucks.”

-Source

Apparently, the Cowboys symbol has now become the new talisman of sucking. It may even be applied to vacuum cleaners, fish filters, breast pumps, or even weak, malnourished infants in order to get them to acquire milk better.

We all seen the power of this symbol recently the as the cowboys logo was seen on the cowboys football team, as they lost their ass to the saints.

Hopefully they can keep their winning percentage up from recent years, in the future. If not however, there are plenty of sucking opportunities at FRAM.

-R. George

Cheif Editor

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Published 9.30.2019 0901 cst

Revised 9.30.2019 1007 cst